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Één van de redenen waarom ik zo verrekte graag naar America’s Next Topmodel kijk, is toch wel dat de juryleden en de experts zo hilarisch zijn. Waar in hemelsnaam kom je anders figuren als J.Alexander, Nolé Marin en Janice “I was the world’s fiiiiirst supermodel” Dickinson tegen? Precies. Daarom hier de leukste quotes uit de afleveringen van serie 4.

Nolé, over Lluvy als het sterrenbeeld ‘vissen’: “It just looks horrendous. She needs to be tuna tartar.”
Janice: “You mean you could have served it better with a pound of sequin on your face?”
Nolé: “Darling I have.”

Janice, over Michelle: “She looks like Jay Leno.”
Nolé: “If Jay Leno looked like this, I’d be interested in Jay Leno.”

Beverly Johnson: “It’s really important in today’s look, have a mouth. If you don’t have it by birth, get it.”

J. Alexander: “Michelle, you walk like you have spina bifida on the right side of your body.”

J. Alexander, tijdens de modeshow in de supermarkt: “Brandy’s wearing a fuschia wrap blouse and a frying pan. How fabulous! Naima is wearing a fuschia blouse and a sponge mop. Mop mop mop and fry fry fry!”

Janice: “Where you from?”
Rebecca: “I’m from Minnesota.”
Janice: “I was in rehab there once.”

Tiffany: “I went from America’s Most Wanted to America’s Next Top Model!”

Mathu Anderson, over Naima: “She needs to lose 5 to 10 pounds and I hate…”
Janice: “They’re all fat! The entire room is fat! I’m fat! You’re all fat!”

Nolé: “You know Michelle, I really like you. Um, there’s something about you. You remind me a lot of who I am in the world.”
Janice: “So you think you’re a 7 foot tall blonde?”
Nolé: “I am in my dreams, yes.”

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